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In a Cafe by TeatimeRationale, literature

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In a Cafe

She was a fat woman, but her eating habits were dainty. There was a gold chain and a check for $1042.12 in her purse, neither of which were hers, but she'd figure something out. Her hair was brittle and shiny and didn't match her eyebrows. It was pressed into rigid curls that shone under the lights of the cafe and looked like they would fall apart with a sharp tug. She was bordering on fifty-five, but her skin remained taut and shiny, with the exception of crinkles between her eyebrows. Her eyes were puffy, like her lips, but she had not cried. Her fingers were stubby but well manicured, with long glittering nails that drummed a stacatt

Teatime Irrationale: It Matters To Me:(Kakashi) by TeatimeRationale, literature

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Teatime Irrationale: It Matters To Me:(Kakashi)

Alternative Title: Plot and Good Writing Matter To Me Co MST'D with: Margolias-Lulamoon (Mars) Teatime: Oh, god. With a title that has both a parenthesis AND a colon right next to each other, you know this one's gonna blow. This 62 page (thankfully unfinished) monstrosity comes to us from the sketchy halls of Quotev, author Joan D'Arc. Ready? Mars: Not really. But I have a feeling I don't have a choice in the matter. Teatime: HA! You don't! But feel free to brood angrily about being made to read this piece of crap. Or eat these delicious apples until the fic makes you never want to see an apple again. Prologue I am Jetsunai Higure. Teat

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Oi, writers! by Margolias-Lulamoon, journal

Oi, writers!

Jun 9, 2015

thewritersarchive: This is an ultimate masterlist of many resources that could be helpful for writers. I apologize in advance for any not working links. Check out the ultimate writing resource masterlist here (x) and my “novel” tag here (x).✑ PLANNING Outlining & OrganizingFor the Architects: The Planning ProcessRough DraftsHow do you plan a novel?Plot Development: Climax, Resolution, and Your Main CharacterPlotting and PlaningI Have An Idea for a Novel! Now What?Choosing the Best Outline MethodHow to Write a Novel: The Snowflake MethodEffectively Outlining Your PlotConflict and Character within Story StructureOutlining

Leaked! Footage of Kill La Kill season two! by Margolias-Lulamoon, journal

It gets better by Margolias-Lulamoon, journal

It gets better

Apr 7, 2015

So I decided to look up that guy who wrote that book. And oh my god, he makes a living off writing weird stuff! Look! It's a book about a guy creating a sentient, winged clone of his own ass and screwing it. Space Raptors!! A sentient, billionaire jet plane. What. Pretty sure this caters to the lgbt brony crowd. EVEN THAT ATROCIOUS COLOR CHANGING DRESS ISN'T SAFE. HE'S GONNA FUCK A BUILDing! How is he even coming up with this shit??? President Bigfoot?! How the fuck??!!!! I... I have no words. I need to lay down.

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied

Sep 7
United States
Deviant for 9 years
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HERP DERP A DERP A DERP
*timey wimey noises*
*hysterical sobbing*

Favourite Visual Artist

TONS. DON'T EVEN TRY TO ASK THAT.

Favourite Movies

Ender's Game, Up, Office Space, Lord of the Rings, Wolf Children, My Neighbor Totoro

Favourite TV Shows

Castle, White Collar, Samurai Jack, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Teen Titans

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Celldweller, Imagine Dragons, Skillet, Rimsy-Korsakoff

Favourite Books

The Hunger Games, The Monstrumologist Series, Incarceron, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Favourite Games

Pokemon, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Destiny

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3DS

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Tablet, sketchbook, pens/pencils

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TeatimeRationale

Jun 10, 2015

MOVING AWAY FROM dA: IMPORTANT NOTES

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I'm leaving DeviantARt.   It's been fun, but this site has become the relic of a time period in my life I'd rather forget.   To my good buddies: If you have Skype, you can find me at joannahouston@msn.com, or TeatimeRationale. If you have a Tumblr, you can find me at teatimeisteatime.tumblr.com, or my main blog teatimeposts.tumblr.com I wish I had a long list of goodbyes to give out, but I don't.  

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TeatimeRationale

Jun 10, 2015

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TeatimeRationale

Feb 18, 2015

WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN GETTING THESE

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yeT ANOTHER MEME this one's simpler.  I was tagged by this dickbag on Tumblr.  YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE RULES:If you're in the journal, you HAVE to do one.  Supposedly, anyway.  Fight the law, guys!           Name an internet buddy.  Say how long you've known them, how you've known them, a fact or two about them, ask a question you've wondered about them, name two things you'd mail them if you had the money or could do it anonymously, and then a three-sentence fic/poem for them. SO HERE WE GO Scudderball (https://www.deviantart.com/scudderball) MY PRECIOUS BABE We've known each other for...idk.  3 years ish?  And we met on this dA fangroup for the Monstrumologist when I suggested